the most despised phone conversation in the world

"Hi good afternoon, is this ______?" = (please don't hang up)
"Yes." = (suspicious)
"It's Christina calling from __________, how are you today?" = (please don't hang up)
"Good." = (fuck off)
"That's good." = (please don't hang up)
"Silence" = (silence)
"We're currently conducting some research on ______, I was just wondering if I could ask-" = (please don't interrupt me by hanging up)
"Yeh look. I'm not interested thanks. Byeeeeeee." = (seriously, fuck off, you've ruined my day)
"Ok...bye. Have a good day" = (I want to go home and hug my mummy.)

Guess who got another job interview at another market research company?


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