Things that are making me soo attractive today:
-Stale breath
-Scum feet covered in cuts
-Gross random rash on my calf
-Bloatedness
-Headache
-Eye bags the size of the universe
-'I am nauseous' facial expression
-Being a wanker to my boyfriend
-Just being an overall feral person......
I belong in the outback, in a mud shack. Living amongst the wilderness...catching and eating bugs and taking baths in swamps. And not ever socialising with anyone, ever.
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